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Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. You can't, they have always been like that.

Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?

A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A. A wind tunnel.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

A. She drowns it.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme.

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A. They chip their teeth.

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

A. "Way to go team!"

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A. Pregnant.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?>

A. Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?

A. Butter is difficult to spread.

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.